My parents are seemingly not very bright. The rules for keeping me happy are simple! When I'm hungry, the nipple should already be in my mouth. A few seconds later destroys the ambience, and I let them know. When I have to burp, I should already be on daddy's leg being gently burped (and not too gently, dad, I'm not made of glass!). When I'm tired, I should be swaddled tightly and left alone. My diaper should never be dirty.
Got it? Manage this, and you'll never hear my increasing range of ear-splitting sounds. I'm proud of a few of them you haven't heard yet -- so when you mess up, I'll get to use them. He he he.
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2 comments:
LOL
Good girl! You teach them well. :)
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